It was rumoured Al had lost weight

so instead of him flattening the paths they got some assistance. Harry walked toward the steamroller before taking the easy exit

Earlier in the day Al flattened some concrete tiles outside cacabelos

One foot square tiles there was 5999 on this stretch - out of town- I know cos I hit the gap and went over like a sack of tatties - a very big sack!!

Luckily being familiar with the commando roll I pretended I'd just been parachuted in rolled over onto my bag and did my dead flea impersonation

With arms and legs akimbo I made some grunting noises then walked the last 8k - naw, it's not sore, mumble mumble !!